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Drinking a full carton of orange juice after having sex with a machine and accidentally becoming a dad.
Being Hercules and therefore always being hydrated.
Post edited September 03, 2021 by InSaintMonoxide
Being water and kicking tons of badly dubbed ass.
Being Neptune, the god of the sea, and having water follow your commands.
Being Uranus, smelling like rotten eggs, which is better because .. not.
Being TON 618 and devouring everything.
Being Duke Nukem, having balls of steel.
Being Count Dracula, having an unlimited supply of virgins.
Post edited September 04, 2021 by instaboy
Being American Sniper, keeping jihadists from their 72 virgins from across town.
Thickly buttered French bread with a generous spread of freshly made strawberry jam.
Raspberry jam licked off my finger.
Raspberry jam in Mega-Maid's satellite.
Raspberry in an oval bowl filled with custard cream
Rowanberries still on the rowan tree for being beautiful.
Banana split because bananas are berries too, I hear