Posted August 21, 2019
Continuing my absurd pursuit of easy platinum trophies I just "beat" Slyde on PS4. So, it's a game where you can infamously get a platinum trophy in a matter of seconds. It's (unsurprisingly) one of those "slide" puzzle games where pictures are split into a bunch of segments and you have to rearrange them, one panel at a time, to reconstruct the original picture.
I decided I'd try to "beat" this game legitimately but as it turns it isn't any good, even for the genre, and doesn't track your progress in any other way than by handing out trophies based on your last score - score high the first time and you instantly get platinum. The pictures are okay but nothing else about the game is. It has the most basic presentation imaginable but in spite of that fact the game makes the PS4 run hot on the main menu - curiously not during gameplay. One time the game glitched out on me and the segments were arranged in some insane manner where trying to move anything would make them skip wildly around the screen. It's so bad, it's crazy.
So after a couple of minutes I went all in and just followed the instructions from a guide. You can just follow a series of commands because, as it turns out, the developers apparently weren't even able to actually randomise how the segments are arranged. I have no idea how hard it would be to beat the platinum score legitimately.
No, I don't recommend this crap to anyone unless you're really desperate for platinum trophies. It's lazy, it's ugly and awfully executed.
And yes, I'm returning to actual enjoyable games now.
I decided I'd try to "beat" this game legitimately but as it turns it isn't any good, even for the genre, and doesn't track your progress in any other way than by handing out trophies based on your last score - score high the first time and you instantly get platinum. The pictures are okay but nothing else about the game is. It has the most basic presentation imaginable but in spite of that fact the game makes the PS4 run hot on the main menu - curiously not during gameplay. One time the game glitched out on me and the segments were arranged in some insane manner where trying to move anything would make them skip wildly around the screen. It's so bad, it's crazy.
So after a couple of minutes I went all in and just followed the instructions from a guide. You can just follow a series of commands because, as it turns out, the developers apparently weren't even able to actually randomise how the segments are arranged. I have no idea how hard it would be to beat the platinum score legitimately.
No, I don't recommend this crap to anyone unless you're really desperate for platinum trophies. It's lazy, it's ugly and awfully executed.
And yes, I'm returning to actual enjoyable games now.