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Posted December 11, 2022
Hello!

Disclaimer: joke thread.

I want to prank Santa Claus this year. I'm going to put my Christmas tree in my chimney, so when he slides down, his giant jolly red butt gets a big surprise. I encourage others to do the same. If you were already on the naughty list, it's not like you have anything to lose.
Post edited December 11, 2022 by J Lo
Posted December 12, 2022
Santa doesn't work here, but I would use rat traps ... or moving saw blades - your pick.
Posted December 12, 2022
I'm sending him a letter with stuff that I don't truly want. Hahaha. Got him.
Posted December 12, 2022
If you want to troll Santa, make it look like he had already come to your house to leave him wondering if he messed up and didn't deliver all the gifts:

- Stick gifts under the tree with "from Santa" on the tag.

- Fill stockings with candy or coal.

- Make it look like Santa already ate the milk and cookies where there's just crumbs on the plate.
Posted December 12, 2022
I don't have a chimney, so he'll have to come in through the window. That'll be the prank, he'll just look like a common home invader instead.
Posted December 12, 2022
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Catventurer: If you want to troll Santa, make it look like he had already come to your house to leave him wondering if he messed up and didn't deliver all the gifts:

- Stick gifts under the tree with "from Santa" on the tag.

- Fill stockings with candy or coal.

- Make it look like Santa already ate the milk and cookies where there's just crumbs on the plate.
That's a great idea!
Posted December 12, 2022
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Catventurer: If you want to troll Santa, make it look like he had already come to your house to leave him wondering if he messed up and didn't deliver all the gifts:

- Stick gifts under the tree with "from Santa" on the tag.

- Fill stockings with candy or coal.

- Make it look like Santa already ate the milk and cookies where there's just crumbs on the plate.
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J Lo: That's a great idea!
Also make sure that only adults participate in trolling Santa. If any kids help out, Santa will immediately know because he's stalking all children everywhere simultaneously.
Posted December 12, 2022
Spoiled milk and stale cookies

I heard about it from a friend of a distant relative...
Posted December 12, 2022
Why not spank Ranta Claus?
Posted December 12, 2022
Dye his red costume (hat, coat and trousers) green, he'll then look like a giant gnome...
Posted December 12, 2022
What about setting some portal loop trick in the chimney then :P
(poor Santa lol)
Posted December 12, 2022
Once on an exposition about witches, I learned that to prevent a witch from entering your house through the chimney you need to stuff an ox heart with iron nails and place it halfway up. I am sure Santa would feel witchy seeing this. I would not try to give any alcohol to reindeer, innocent animals : )
Posted December 12, 2022
Energy Crisis is so bad, everyone's taken to pranking Santa so they get coal for Christmas
Posted December 12, 2022
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Seb7.9: Once on an exposition about witches, I learned that to prevent a witch from entering your house through the chimney you need to stuff an ox heart with iron nails and place it halfway up. I am sure Santa would feel witchy seeing this. I would not try to give any alcohol to reindeer, innocent animals : )
Santa does kind of sound like a witch now that I think about it. How does he know if we are naughty or nice?...
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mechmouse: Energy Crisis is so bad, everyone's taken to pranking Santa so they get coal for Christmas
Times are harsh. I've seen snowmen get their eyes plucked out for coal.
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Trooper1270: Dye his red costume (hat, coat and trousers) green, he'll then look like a giant gnome...
I think Santa's suit used to be green. I guess he got tired of being mistaken for lawn decorations.
Post edited December 12, 2022 by J Lo
Posted December 12, 2022
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J Lo: I think Santa's suit used to be green. I guess he got tired of being mistaken for lawn decorations.
It was Purple

People kept mistaking him for a Giant Quality Street sweet
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