Posted September 19, 2013

Take my friend's 1988 Toyota Land Cruiser for example. The wafer-thin doors close with a percussive clang, the interior is mostly exposed steel, it's very noisy, the stereo only works when driving on a perfectly level surface (preferably a sheet of polished glass), power steering is just about the only luxury on board, it's got four pogo sticks for suspension, various bits are rusting to hell, and fuel consumption is atrocious (12l/100km, 15l/100km in the winter; that's 19.6 and 15.7mpg US, or 23.5 and 18.8mpg UK). That fuel consumption translates to dreadful performance figures by today's standards: the 4.0-litre naturally aspirated diesel produced 100 horsepower when new and probably a whole lot less when my friend got his license in 2008, which meant that 0-100km/h (top speed, by the way) took about twenty seconds. By all accounts, it is terrible. And yet...
There is undeniable charm to the old bus, which I attribute to the visceral simplicity of the Land Cruiser's mechanicals and the way that you can't not hear and feel it all working. Every ride is an absolute joy for me, from the moment the big six fires to when it was time to let the old beast sleep again. I've driven it a few times as well. The steering is vague and takes about a million turns lock-to-lock, the winch that sprouts off the extended bumper somewhere out of sight makes parking tricky, and the five-speed gearbox has got curious characteristics: to all intents and purposes, it has a crawler gear, an overdrive, and three regular gears slotted in between. The engine is gutless on paper, but that simple gearbox makes the best of its limited abilities, so it feels relentless and surprisingly eager in the metal, filling the cabin with an organic roar that is music to my ears. I love that car to bits just for the way it feels, and that's not all: in addition to all that, it's the one car that I associate with my youth. There were Fords, Alfas, Nissans and Hondas and all sorts around, and probably all of them took me to a party or picked me up from one more than once, but I only have a soft spot for the Toyota. The parties, the fun, the mishaps, the adventures, the bright summer nights sitting on the tall, flat bonnet sharing a pack of cigarettes and a twelve-pack of beer. Wherever we went, the Land Cruiser was there, and that car embodies everything we had and were back then.
Like Jeremy Clarkson said, it's not what the car is physically capable of doing. It's how it makes you feel that matters.