Banned because I'm an innocent donkey.

Banned for making an ass of yourself.

^ banned for not making anything of yourself

^ Banned for not taking back the monopoly money I loaned from you

^ banned because you have the Monopoly board, Community Chest and Chance cards, Property deeds, dice, player pieces, and box, so you might as well keep the ca$h as well... Why don't you go ahead as pass GO also and grab $200?

^ Banned for copping a feel on Mrs. Monopoly's community chest

Banned for buying the special board with nipples on it.