Banned because I'm an innocent donkey.

Banned for making an ass of yourself.

^ banned for not making anything of yourself

^ Banned for not taking back the monopoly money I loaned from you

^ banned because you have the Monopoly board, Community Chest and Chance cards, Property deeds, dice, player pieces, and box, so you might as well keep the ca$h as well... Why don't you go ahead as pass GO also and grab $200?

^ Banned for copping a feel on Mrs. Monopoly's community chest

Banned for buying the special board with nipples on it.

Banned for giving the giant wooden Collector's Edition to my uncle without the box, 3 of the chrome houses, or one of the railroads.

Banned for expecting things made of chrome in something which is made of wood.

^ banned because you didn't see my '50s woody with chrome side-pipes and stick shift

^ banned for driving Mr. Bean's car w/ the chair on the roof and the broom to drive the car.

Banned for driving Fred Flintstone's car with your feet.

Banned for having a woody in public.