^ banned for naming your pot-bellied pig, "Chris P. Bacon"

Banned because NAND flash keeps escaping my memory.

^ banned for a tendency to over-rely on "smartphone" technology

Banned for even mentioning such an abomination.

Banned because I've actually heard of a pig by that name, who was in some contest.

^ banned for finding two reasons to ban me in just one post

Banned because I have three reasons!
Banned because here's the second one!
Banned because three strikes, you're banned!

banned because no reason given one
banned because no reason given two
banned because no reason give three

BANNED; YER OUT!

Banned for misspelling "you're".

You are banned because you did not even write a proper sentence in your post.

Banned for jailing a grammarian and giving him a short sentence.

^ banned for jailing grandmas who speak in short sentences

Banned for being low-key the smartest person in this thread. LegoDnD feels threatened by your presence, hence i am forced to remove you as a certified physical remover.

Banned because she has trouble speaking without her teeth.

EDIT: Banned for interrupting me, and insulting me, because I'm the smartest person, but I'm too lazy to put any effort into my posts.

Banned for not just having Hooyaah's superior cognitive ability to effortlessly write intelligent posts.