Laugh at the pointlessness of existence.

Run the sand through your robot hands.

Rescue Admin from his prison cell.

Initiate the ascension process.

Free Garrett.

Get your user profile.

Solve every mystery in every land, that you might aid those who walk in your foo...

Listen to all she has to say.

Collect all pieces of written information.

Internalise the voice of doubt.

Bring the end of your generations.

It is never too late to accept Elohim's forgiveness.

Reach the top.

Restore a backup version of yourself.

It's not for everyone!

Do not allow the serpent to fill you with doubt.

Expose the flaws in the code.

See what the others have to say.

Get everything on your own.

Do as you're told (for now).

Strike a deal.

Don't just peek. Do it.

Communicate with your double.

Stand on your own two shoulders.

Successfully engage in co-op mode with yourself.

Receive guidance from Elohim's messengers.

Find a Messenger's abode.

That's what axes are for!

Enter the Land of Faith.

Use the power of air to your advantage.

Tell the others what you think.

Accept Elohim's wisdom.

Try, fail, try again, fail again, eventually succeed.

A little curiosity never killed the cat.

Pick up a star.

...but let's be honest, it works the same.

Use the connectors to win a prize!

Search for other lands.

Enter Elohim's temple.

Pass the initial checks.