Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run.

Chuck Norris delivered himself.

Bud Spencer said: Who the f*** is Chuck Norris?

Many decades ago a game was published titled Dink Smallwood. Recently I understood the
euphemism of the last name!

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

There is a trolley that, if allowed to continue down its path, will run over 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ... people, which is obviously infinite.

If you hit the switch, the trolley will instead run over 1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + ... people, which in some number system*, actually converges to -1.

Should you hit the swtich?

* That number system, for the curious, is known as the 2-adic numbers.

A mortician did stand-up for an audience of skeletons. His jokes were dead on arrival.

Why don't zombies write stories?

Because dead men tell no tales.

Except for Neumi that is.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the toad it could be done.

Why is money from peanuts not accepted anywhere?

Because they pay in cashews.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Chuck Norris knows Pi until the end.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.