One of the place I work, we order from Bite Squad, a delivery company.

I see their office staff just ordered lunch.

And paid for it with my credit card.

$106.

:(

Glad I was able to cover it.

"Have you tried the Hot Pockets; they're breathtaking."

Hmmm, created by an Iranian Jewish family:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merage_family

My college minor was in Religious History with study in the Roman Empire. Don;t recall such a thing....

I don;t give a shit if they were invented by Rasputin, THEY'RE GOOD! :D

And I'm going assume you missed the Austin Powers reference there. ;P

That was mighty generous of you... :P

It's been awhile since I've seen someone take hot pockets so *( EXTREME )*

*Loud noise warning

That must be a fraud or something, they using your credit card. Call the police, now! And I don't mean tomorrow now, but now now! As in, the moment we live right now.

Yup. Glad I checked my balance as I was going to go food shopping on the way home. I'm here at the office now and there's $106 sitting on the counter.

Along with a petty cash slip I'm supposed to sign....

Kind of iffy about signing that slip.....

edit: And here I was going to get the Hunie bundle:

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/hunie-sekai-bundle

Interesting how the Top 10 list is almost all anonymous :)

Will you buy me a pizza?

YUMMY!

But seriously folks, the Dalai Lama goes into a pizza parlor and says to the waiter, "Make me one with everything."

When I said a "pizza" I was thinking more like bacon and garlic, not Eldritch Supreme.

There is a stereotype about Californians and how "far out" their cuisine is, and it's bullshit. :P People around my parts wouldn't hesitate to dig into that pizza but I show it to you and my brother and it's "no way".

Meanwhile he tries to impress me by telling me he eats "calamari" and trying to explain what it is to me. I said, "I know what squid is butthead, they serve it as an appetizer at the bar down the street."

Beer batter fried squid. Not bad actually.

To be fair, we do have some weird toppings here, but it's more of the "artisanal" stuff. At my local farmers' market, for example, there's this dude who sells wood-fired pizza. The "market special' he sells is topped with figs, balsamic, blue cheese, walnuts, and I think prosciutto, although I'm unsure about this bit.

You forgot to mention how biting into a Hot Pocket fresh outta the microwave is like biting into molten steel fresh from the blast furnace. So, my question is...why is there a ham n' cheese pocket but not a lox and cream cheese with bagel crust pocket? I would definitely eat a pocket like I just described. Am I the only one?

In most places, taking the cash is legally accepting payment. How did they just take your card and use it without your permission?