well err?.. ok here it goes... :-/

my first user was ciomalau,
but i've been keeping it low
mods ban me all the time
i'll never spend on gog another dime

sorry my poetry skills not so good atm.. :'(

I think I might have actually done that as a joke April Fools post this year.

I think I made it clear that it was just a joke and would not be a real giveaway. (I believe there were other requirements that, IIRC, were designed to be impossible.)

Anyway, how about this: To the last poster in this thread, I will give away a game, but it must be from the empty set. If the game requested is not a member of the empty set, it will not be given. (For the record, since the empty set is empty, every game is not a member of it.)

I had a feeling I had seen such a GA before. I remember it now.
:)