Man you guys talk too much.

what? The Pope is dead? oh this is dire news indeed. oh my. And with all those devilspawn reformers everywhere wanting women as priests. Hah, being a priest without a phallus, how would that even work? preposterous! and they don't even want to pay money to the holy church to get a few days less torture in purgatory when they die! Our thousand year old pay to win tradition of Indulgence must stand! We true and devout catholics need to stand together and unite under the most righteous phallus uh I mean cardinal among us.

hrm, fellow cardinals let's not be thinking about phalluses anymore but about finding the right man among us for becoming the new pope. But what have heard? there's lady parts about?

Heretic! Reformer!
vote catventurer

You're literally voting for me based on my real life gender and saying that only males are allowed to play.

nope, I'm just roleplaying a devout catholic and that's the essence of what separates these guys from the protestants. If we're talking real life here, I don't understand why anyone is still in this cult (or any religion for that matter). I'm a devout atheist in fact. I just thought it was a funny first post to get into the religious fervor of the game and what was especially funny for me was that my original post didn't get through because I wrote p e n i s a bunch of times. got shadowblocked for that. so I had to write phallus. :) that's what religious morals boil down to. Can't name body parts.

Anywho, sorry if you felt this was at all sincere, it's just roleplaying.
vote cardinal east
for showing what a great catholic he is and thinking too much about p e n i s s e s.

Not all religions are being hive minded like cults some of us be having free minds you know. Maybe it is you who be the hereticals and I should changing my vote? I will think on this for a time.

hmm, yes you are right. Some of the nicest people I know are religious. I think they are wrong in that choice but you definitely can't judge people based on that metric alone. So apologies again. From now on I'll try and keep my real life heresy out of this game and maybe we can just be acting like a good hive minded cult and focus on getting these goddamn reformers outed so a true catholic pope can crush these splitters in the dust!

I shall endeavor to speak less. Or more.

Fun fact: I am, in fact, a Protestant IRL. That makes Roleplaying as a Catholic Cardinal even funnier. Plus the pointy hats!

stabs Pooka with his pointy hat

Vote POOKA

Anyway, I wanna see what happens if we elect a pope

I'm all in on the catventurer train, if she's a baddie that's on me, but I got A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS

and y'all know how I feel about my feelings

I fully feel that you should feel that my feelings are fully foolproof

Thanking you for this and yes let us be finding the hereticals. Unless this is a ploy to make you not look the scummy one? I don't know which way to be going now! Ahh!

I think now I understand this game less than before I read your analysis. Don't do that again.

On the other hand I agree with the rest of your post. Still, I'm hoping we take the accuser out sooner than later. Until we do, time is on their side. After the accuser is gone they will be just as pressed for time as the rest of us.

Right now we're still deep in the RVS (Random Voting Stage, in case any newcomers doesn't know. ), so I wouldn't put too much credit in any supposed coordination so far. I mean, many players haven't even said "hi", so any interaction of the current players becomes much more glaring.

That said, your post caught my attention for the exact reason you raised. Was that actual sleuthing or just pretend? I don't know much of your writing patterns yet. For now I'll assume it's authentic.

Care to elaborate what led to that vote?

I am shooting in the dark here with little infos like all the rest of you peoples. This meaning it is sleuthing but with little to be going on. This means take what I am guessing with the grains of salts.

How dare you insult my good name!!

A PROTESTANT IN OUR RANKS! microfish is clearly part of the Italian Mafia. Let's investigate him, and hopefully send him back to his proper era.

vote microfish