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^ Is such a master of stealing from charities that nobody has yet realized his crime.
^ is Santa's best friend; for him, he cleans and re-blocks chimneys, checking whether they can be used to enter houses
^ Has a dedicated mantle on his wall for when he bags himself a flying reindeer.
^ He's the one who slew Rudolph (with a gut shot) and mounted him to the wall in his bedroom.

EDIT: (That's the nicest thing that he's done since he "grew up."
Post edited December 29, 2023 by Hooyaah
^ was the first one to celebrate New Year.
^ He's celebrated New Years Day more than any of us.
Don't tell Hooyaah about the first New Year's Day, he was there when it happened.
^ He's too kind; he also knows that I still remember the event as if it occurred yesterday.
^Is always willing to help when it comes to run over old ladies with poodles with a truck.
^ Provided footage of this collision in San Francisco to prove that Hooyaah was trying to make blue roadkill.
^ he is as agreeable as a koala bear looking for eucalyptus leaves
^ Listens to the koala's mating call to sleep, but only because he's yet to discover the baritone melody of the howler monkey.
^ He obtains a plethora of obscure information from Animal Planet.
^ He is such an attentive viewer that he notices every zoo animal that pretends to be a wild beast in nature films
^ He is Doctor Doolittle.