Are you an optimist??

Soon.

Completely and totally a realist.

Oh, It was. Chocolate-covered human-pretzels...

*shivers*

Well, if it's a solid layer of chocolate at least it will slow the putrefaction a bit and contain some of the smell. So those are both upsides.

Just might want to resist the urge to bite into it.

Pretty sure that if it's trentonlf's doing, it's precisely to lure one into that!

No more folks signing up or positions changing, so the roster is locked and the dice have been rolled.

Still have some flavor to write tonight, and I will launch at some point tomorrow.

Thanks for the patience, everybody!

Have a safe and merry N0 everyone!

Left the goddamn hard copy of my design doc on my desk at work.

The intro is done, but I'm having to construct the rest of the PMs from memory... so yeah, tomorrow, I'll sew them all together, do a final polish check, and launch as soon as possible.

Watch out. There's a chance it won't be there tomorrow and that your coworkers will be playing the Mafia game of their lives during lunch.

I probably shouldn't say it, but I already know I'm the serial killer.


Well, you know, substitute serial killer. But I did pass the serial killer state licensure exam, and full time SK gigs are hard to come by without prior experience.

I know, right?
"Must have two years prior serial killing experience or have killed at least 4 people"
How many times have you seen that on an application?
And here we sit after years of SK college, fully qualified and licensed, but no one will employ us :(

;)

Yeah, that sucks. But it is the same in every job: "We are looking for a young applicant (25 years max) with 30 years of job experience."

Yup, that's why I'm self employed :)

(not as a serial killer, in case anyone was worried ;))

I can understand that you don't work as serial killer, since that doesn't earn any money. So, you work as a hitman then?

Well, you can take the contents of their wallets... but it's not a steady income ;)

Contract killing is much more profitable.