Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#13)

Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.

Question 13: Which of the following new Microsoft products do you plan on
buying within the next 6 months?

A. Windows For Babies(tm) - Using an enhanced "click-n-drool" interface,
babies will be able to learn how to use a Wintel computer, giving them
a head start in living in a Microsoft-led world.

B. Where In Redmond Is Carmen Sandiego?(tm) - The archvillian Sandiego has
stolen the Windows source code and must be stopped before she can
publish it on the Net.

C. ActiveKeyboard 2000(tm) - An ergonomic keyboard that replaces useless
keys like SysRq and Scroll Lock with handy keys like "Play Solitaire"
and "Visit Microsoft.com".

D. Visual BatchFile(tm) - An IDE and compiler for the MS-DOS batch file
language. MSNBC calls it "better than Perl".

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
-- Mark Twain

function parsedir($directory){
$list = scandir($directory);
foreach($list as $result) {
echo "<li>";
if($result[0] != '.'){
if(is_dir("$directory/$result")){
if(file_exists("$directory/$result/index.php"))
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else
echo "<a style=\"color: white\">$result</a>";
echo "<ul>";
parsedir("$directory/$result");
echo "</ul>";
}
else if (strpos($result,".php")) {
$presult = substr($result,0,strrpos($result,"."));
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}
else {
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}
echo "</li>";
}
}
}
parsedir("content");
parsedir("content/.post");

$current_file_path = substr(escapeshellcmd(urldecode($_SERVER["PATH_INFO"])),1);
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exec("fortune", $output);
echo implode("<br>", $output);
}