i just spent the last hour (maybe hour and a half) excising the chocolate coating off of a york peppermint patty with an xacto knife. it took so long so i could it would be perfect. i will say, it's very wrong looking now. its like an exposed and naked white thing that smells like sugary toothpaste.

Go home p_dawg, u r drunk

What an exciting life!

Why?

bro i wish i was drunk! idk

I guess the quarantine is getting to some people's sanity, so sad.

Not worst than some other threads...

Now you just need to spend a month to turn that into either an Oblivion or a Skyrim mod :D.

...and then there are diary entries that you simply could never make up. you can write what you want, nothing comes close to the original.

this true story from everyday life is already an instant classic in forum culture.

pulitzer price incoming. pure genius, well deserved - congratz.

please, go on. I'm all ears... erm, eyes.

I missed these threads - thanks bud! ;)

at least it's not brussel sprouts

Next time use your tongue instead of a knife. Faster and more satisfying.

i so miss brussels sprouts :(

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