"The early worm feeds the bird."

"The early bird catches the worm."
This proverb explains that a person who takes action sooner rather than later will benefit from doing so.

When life gives you lemons, complain about the lemons.

Not my corruption, but a decent pun.

https://xkcd.com/282/

Diversity is our weakness. (original: Diversity is our strength.)

It's great to be me...

Original:
Sucks to be you...

"Don't date the woman who breastfed you."




"Don’t bite the hand that feeds you"
Most of us rely on someone else for our means of living (money). However, if we betray the trust that person has placed in us, we could find ourselves without a job and in much trouble.

I'm Here To Kick Donkeys And Step In Bubblegum.

Life is like a box of sh*t...most of it sucks in some way but sometimes you find one with a nugget of corn in it.

(Original: Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're gonna get-Forrest Gump(film))
======================== Some would say that isn't a corrupted saying and is pretty accurate nowadays.

You never know whatupon tomorrow hinges. (You never know what tomorrow brings)

Better the devil, you know. (same minus the comma)

"Eff yourself; everyone else is already taken.”




“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

"To Pee or Not to Pee: That is the Question."

Make new friends, but keep the old; one is silver, and one is... the exploitable customer base for your latest multi-level marketing scheme.

Do as I do, don't do as I say...

I came, I saw, I took a selfie.

Like... a Bowl in a china shop?