^ He bears false witness against his neighbor.

^ Once again, the basic premise takes him by surprise.

^ Once again, his blind hate does not allow him to relax and let the solutions to his problems come to him naturally.

^ Yet again, his commonsense attitude and calm demeanor pave the way and win the day.

^ Just realized that I snuck up behind him and gave him a wedgie while he was saying that.

^ He just realized that he did that to someone else; I was wearing a kilt.

^ Visits McDonald's to celebrate his scottish heritage.

^ Once ordered a simple drink and waited an extra 5 minutes after paying while being ignored.

^ He went to Starbucks and ordered Trenta iced coffee with 6 pumps of vanilla, 16 Pumps Of White Mocha, plus 4 added shots of whipped cream.

(He didn't have enough money to pay for it so they booted him out.)

^ Wore a preteen's bikini top as an eyepatch one Halloween.

^ He didn't warn me either; it was a black top and it was already after dusk!

(Nobody ever knew but you! And you still wonder why I never trust you any more!)

^ Is a genuinely nice person.

^ He's actually funny, but if you cut him, he'll make you cry.

^ is really evil and is Xardas from Gothic series, not Gandalf.

^ Only he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, yet about wizards he knows nothing.