Because I feel like it, I decided to post this thread for nonsense questions. Here are some general rules:
* Questions should be in English, and at least understandable; random letter sequences are not what this topic is about.
* Questions shouldn't make sense, even if they might look that way at first.
* Your answer should make as much sense as the question being asked.
* After answering a question, post another question for the next poster to answer.
* If, due to a race condition, there's more than one unanswered question (this is going to happen if the topic gets active enough; I know from experience with other threads), treat all those questions as one big question and try to give a single answer to all of them.
* Of course, make sure not to violate the terms of service, and please don't post hostile remarks about other users or about groups of people; this is supposed to be a fun thread.

Anyway, here's a question to start?

What type of coffee are coffee cakes made with?

according to this:
coffee cake

Quote: "A lot of recipes like this use instant espresso but I just decided to brew a really strong pot of french press coffee and use that in place of some of the liquid. It worked like a charm."

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day and then come back for more the next day?

Same way he figured out how to line up those seven dwarves to take care of snow white.

I have a box with 320 cookies in it, and it is time for a party. Unfortunately, I can't personally attend, and it turns out that no one else is going to attend either. If each person at the party gets an equal number of cookies, how many cookies does each person get? (Note that, since I am not there, I don't get a share of them.)

No one gets any cookies, because no one is attending.



Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

I do that because the cookies weren't properly distributed, especially since I got none.

What's the airspeed velocity of a tongue twister?

You failed to mention how many each person who did attend gets. (The fact that we're talking about the properties of the empty set's members is no excuse.)

Anyway...

It's because the author of the English language got confused and it mixed up the terms. (Yes, said author goes by "it" pronouns; maybe it's a bot?)

Math question:

Is 0 evenly divisible by 0?

No , no , no & yes.

But how many trains does it take to make a boat float?

What do you mean? An African or European train?

Why can't I come up wth a question?

Because you aren't down with the answers.


How many magnets would it take to pull Jeremy Irons?

I asked the Clown Posse and they said scientists are liars.

Why do clowns hate scientists?

Because their belief in a greater being of both light and darkness prevents them from fully accepting science.


What is your favorite color?

Colorless, of course. (Magic: The Gathering rules not withstanding.)

Out of all the gods of atheism, which one is your favorite?

The god of science.

If you make 13 baker's dozens of your favorite pastry, how many sets have you made?

14, one per baker's dozen and one for the entire baker's dozen of baker's dozens.

Alternatively, 2 ^ (13 * 13), if you coult all the subsets of them.

I am thinking of a number and have 2 clues. Can you guess the number from these clues?
1. The number is positive.
2. The number is also less than 0.

Will world governments ban credit cards so people will stop being debt slaves?