^ He never raises his middle finger in order to express himself.

^ He may very well be my favorite GOG forum poster. At he very least, he is in the top 5.

^ this goglodyte's smile is so kind and warm even guard dogs melt.

^ He has never, not even once, melted guard dogs with his death ray.

^ He posts very good stuff

^ His very presence is an omen of good fortune, promising bountiful harvests and healthy subjects.

^ He has been honoured with the order of chivalry, "Most Excellent Order of the British Empire" and has also received a Nobel Peace Prize in the fields of Physics.

^ Still blissfully believes either of those honors have any value.

In five hundred lifetimes of men, he would never know how well men who receive such honors value them.

^ In one lifetime of a man, he has managed to achieve what many could not even with five hundred lifetimes. For this accomplishment and his contributions, he is widely lauded and has been bestowed the highest conceivable honour of the land - to join a select few as a full member of the fellowship, with all rights and benefits. The jolly good fellow-ship.

^ he is a champion of charity, a bulwark of truth, a beacon of hope for all humanity in these dark and turbulent times.

^ Keeps old game hardware in good condition.