Once the grave is dug, I throw Cat Man into it.

I throw a Medusa bomb.

(This is a bomb that petrifies anyone who sees it. it also explodes on impact, like a regular bomb.)

To ensure there are many eyes on it, the medusa bomb is adorned with tiny bells to grab attention. The sound of these bells is deeply upsetting to me, which is why I was squinting my eyes when it landed. When I open my eyes, I see everyone around me has been petrified and I throw rotten tomatoes at all of their faces.

^ throws a DVD Drive

*throws a blank VHS tape (to use with the DVD drive, of course)*

^ throws a cassette tape

I catch the VHS tape and remove the recording tab. It will stay blank forever (at least until someone covers the hole with masking tape).

I then throw a hole punch, because it makes perfect sense that cutting a hole in a 5 1/4 inch floppy disk will double the storage capacity.

Sigh: Ninja'd.

^ throws a Vinyl record

The vinyl chops off the head of whoever posts after me and I throw the head into MysterD's lap to show him what he's done.