Banned for being meta.

Banned for being mega.

Banned for letting Jim feed you wieners

Banned for giving hotdogs to Jim Raynor.

Banned for reminding me how lame the story of Starcraft 2 was.

Banned for confusing Starcraft with Star Trek.

Banned because I didn't like Voyager and Deep Space 9. Ban me up, Scotty.

Banned because you told me to do so, and for calling me Scotty.

Banned, because Shirley you knew it was a meme.

To a whale of a wife, I declare you hus-BANNED.

Why you ask? Shirley told me to.

Banned for listening to Shirley, who is a crazy psycho.

Banned for listening to Carrie, who is a crazy psychic.

Banned, because Carrie was provoked and the kids she killed had it coming.

Banned for trying to school me in Science and FAILING. Gravitational lensing is when light curves around a galaxy, which is only possible because light has the barest minimum of mass possible in any particle. More famously, light can't escape a black hole's event horizon for exactly the same reason, only theoretical calculations can suggest what goes on in there.

Did you really forget that lasers are also famously hot in most uses (especially in fiction) and heat is heavier than light? At any rate, Shin Godzilla's laser-breath is possible because the multiple flamethrowers in his mouth are flexible and can aim towards a common target in the same way as the Death Star's dish

And all the rest of you are banned for not correcting him on this.

Banned for not knowing that gravitational lensing is due to the curvature of space, with light following an optical path described by that curvature, and therefore independent of any hypothethical minimum mass of the photon.