Banned simply for the sole purpose to make way for me to reply to HeresMyAccount's ban. Sorry, you're just a stepping stone.

LOL! I actually didn't notice that!

Banned for directly talking to a banned account

^ banned because you cannot remain seventeen years of age forever

Banned for being forever young.

Banned for insulting Gandalf while he cosplays Santa Claus perfectly

Banned for jingling the bells all the way.

Banned because "false alarm" is the term I was going to use but it slipped my mind mid-post.

^ banned for not buying the kid a Turbo Man action figure well in advance of Christmas

Banned, because it's your job. You're the Santa.

^ banned for not knowing that Santa has many "helpers"

Banned for using straw man fallacy** when debating and getting out of his original point: THE GIFT WASN'T GIVEN >:P

Banned because I'm pretty sure "staw" isn't a word.

Banned, because it will be, sometime in the distant future. Maybe it will be the past participle of 'stee'.

Banned fo suggesting that in the futue, the English language will have lost the lette .. um .. the one that used to follow 'q'.

Banned for not being a researcher in Norway ancient languages, and, thus, predict the future of human languages.

Banned for banning me instead of mercifully corrected me from "staw man fallacy" to "straw man fallacy" :P