Banned because from time to time I get reminded again and again that singleplayer games are better than multiplayer games simply because the latter have a chat feature that allows salty players to complain at the end of every match.

Banned for not being poor enough to not be able to afford a headset

Banned because I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

^ banned and drafted into the military where you can stand at attention and get three square meals a day

Banned for getting euthanized by Canada

Banned for wanting to end youth in Asia.

Banned for trying to sell my artillery in the black market.

Banned for not selling to other races

Banned because all they need are cars not artilleries.

banned for selling me non-canon artillery

Banned for wanting to canonize someone.

Banned for your sustained barrage of offers of your accounts to multiple people.

Banned for rejecting my offer, and for even interpreting it as an offer in the first place.

^ banned, because rather than being an asset, your account is a liability

Banned for overstating assets to get more investors, and then understating them to pay less taxes.