Banned for googol cycling.

^ Banned because i just beat the inferior, butchered last-gen port of Shadow of Mordor with buttery smooth 15 frames per second and am therefore probably the first human on earth who owns and has beaten the PC version on ultra settings and still went back to the technical mess voluntarily and had the discipline to beat it.

And i have still not seen any LotR movie and have not read any Tolkien novel at all.

Banned because you should just read The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant instead.

^ The person above me should be banned for not suggesting that Mono read The Chronicles of Narnia, by C.S. Lewis.

Banned because I got a mono infection after making out with a lion and a witch in a wardrobe.

Banned because you of all people should be best equipped to deal with Biohazards.

Banned for hazarding that guess, or opinion.

Banned for thinking that's anything close to a reasonable substitute for Tomas Covenant.

Banned for not suggesting R.A. Salvatore. I like fight scenes.

banned, you've been uncovered, you're black lotus from c & c

Banned for confusing a game with a music factory.

Banned for confusing music for a game factory.

Banned for coding, and humming strange tunes in a factory, that was there simply to stamp biscuits.

^ banned for not leaving more flour, sugar, and chocolate at the foot of the hollow tree

Banned because beardless babes begrudge bygone biases between Bagginses.

Banned because this comment section is rated E for Everyone’s a f***ing a******e.