Banned for pooping cherries and eating the brown snow.

Banned because there's no rule about that.

Banned for being a rules lawyer.

Banned for ruling with a pan

That was done by the author of Fables already. After she escaped slavery and abuse, she looked for the prince with the best fighting skills, married him, learned from him how to fight and returned until she'd killed them all.
... and I was talking about the Little Eva + Big Dee Erwin version of the song :D

^ Is a historian about weird facts and made-up nonsense, but you have to figure out which is which.

Banned, because you forgot your ban.

^ banned for only banning him and not making him "feel your point," if you know what I mean

Banned for excessive sharpness.

^Banned for not cleaning up the mess he just made.

Banned because if I accidentally spill bleach on the floor, did I make a mess or make it cleaner?

Banned for not understanding that it depends on how dirty the floor was to begin with, and you need to clean it regardless.

^ banned for mopping up, yet another mess

Banned for moping around a messy house.

^ Banned for housing around messy mop.

Banned for expecting houses to not have a mop.

Banned for mopping the floor only after waxing it.