Banned for existing.

Banned for quacking, quack quack!

Banned for not posting in The "bitch about life in general" thread for 1 week!!!

Banned because i posted in "what made you happy today", instead! Things are going better for me, or at least, to be honest of course, exactly under my calculations and ever vigilant gaze. Besides, i was "spoiled" for recent events from way back, from sources others regularly mock and struggle to debunk and discredit. I will take everything i fancy at will, turn everything upside down if need be and be the last man standing, with whatever means necessary!

Banned for not making your excuse simple.

Banned for banning one of your own kind, and for not recognizing the difference between blurriness and pixelation due to lossy compression. (And GOG is banned for its spell-check not recognizing lossy and pixelation as words).

(Also banned for not pointing out that there was another page after the post to which I thought I was replying - DOH!)

Banned for expecting excuses to be simple.

Banned for heresy.

Banned for carrying weapon without licence!

Banned for still being a communist? :P

Banned for being a yellow cartoon octopus... I think.

Banned for having a red profile picture.

Banned for judging based on color.

Banned for judging a book by its cover.

Banned because sometimes a book with a nice cover comes out to be very good.
e.g. example 1, example 2

Banned for plugging books that she secretly wrote.