Banned because screw Europe and its money grabbing bureaucrats, I want out.

Banned, because exactly like you, i badly want out quick ASAP, yet unlike you, no one offers me the chance to vote over such a crucial, urgent, pressing matter.

Banned because my guinea pigs are sleeping.

Banned because you neglected them too much; they are DEAD, not sleeping!

Banned for pretending to be thee Devil of the sea. Everyone knowns that the only real Devil of the Sea is TinyE.

Banned for being the chicken of the sea.

Banned for being one of those creepy old guys that still hangs around the clubs trying to be a 'NEW USER.'

Banned because those creepy old guys snatch always all fresh n young girls from right under our noses, around the clubs we frequent (leaving behind mostly the milfs and only 2nd/3d rate "merchandise" for us to plunder)!

Banned for going to the wrong sort of club.

Banned because you didn't go to my favorite billiard club.

Banned, because i also play both billiard and bowling outside and even if you do too, you never invited me over for a soft drink and a friendly match! Aww...

^Banned for playing two games at once, whilst under the influence of soft drinks.

Banned because billiards is an indoor game. We should play bocce ball instead.

Banned because jsidhu762 didn't ban the above person (fishbaits).

Banned because the rules are to be broken.