moonshineshadow: That bad? *sents some christmas cookies* :D
IAmSinistar: Oo, thanks! I'll heat up the cider.
CarrionCrow: Um....if you making dinner is similar to seppuku? You're doing one of those wrong. At the very least. -laughs-
IAmSinistar: I chop leeks with a blatant disregard for caution or even basic responsibility. :)
And you use your stomach as a cutting board, if we're going to continue meshing dinner prep and seppuku together. -laughing harder-
That's one hell of an image....
"Where is that damn cutting board....
Well, can't find it, so what can I use instead? A plate? Countertop? Anything solid at all?
Wait a second....I could hold the leeks to my stomach, then proceed to chop them in a diagonal slashing motion....
Yes! It's an idea so crazy, it just has to work!"