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Posted May 10, 2012
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I'll kick the ball rolling(sorry if that's not the way you say it):


There's no such thing as an atomic bomb, it's just Chuck Norris jumping out of a plane without a parachute.
Posted May 10, 2012
Sorry to be a wet blanket so early on, but Mr. Norris has had a semi-recent backlash on the internet for his political and digital stances. (Not really sure how GOG members will react; just wanted to let you know)

Still, I enjoy the clever ones...
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Posted May 10, 2012
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tfishell: Sorry to be a wet blanket so early on, but Mr. Norris has had a semi-recent backlash on the internet for his political and digital stances. (Not really sure how GOG members will react; just wanted to let you know)

Still, I enjoy the clever ones...
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
=)))) Great link dude!:))
Posted May 10, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's finished, he scares the shit out of it :-)

Aww this one was on the list :/


Nevermind...
Post edited May 10, 2012 by N0x0ss
Posted May 11, 2012
This thread doesn't suck, it's just that everybody is too scared to make fun of Chuck Norris:P
Posted May 11, 2012
To Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris is the joke.

Oh wait ... :X
Post edited May 11, 2012 by lowyhong
Posted May 11, 2012
1. Bill gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris will get the Blue screen of death

2. Chuck Norris's is house guarded. No security. Just Chuck Norris.


That's all I got.
Post edited May 11, 2012 by somegamer786
Posted May 11, 2012
Oh here's another one I got from the Internet.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.
Posted May 11, 2012
Chuck Norris could sing Chaccaron Maccaron backwards
Posted May 11, 2012
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Elmofongo: Chuck Norris could sing Chaccaron Maccaron backwards
...while saying the abc's backward and counting down from 100 using prime numbers drunk all at the same time without barfing from the alcohol.
Post edited May 11, 2012 by somegamer786
Posted May 11, 2012
Posted May 11, 2012
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Glint:
You shouldn't spread stuff like that, you might incur the WRATH of Chuck Norris...
Posted May 11, 2012
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Glint:
^ Win
Posted May 11, 2012
Once a snake bit Chuck Norris on the foot. After several days of much suffering despite of all the doctor's efforts the snake finally died.
Posted May 11, 2012
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lowyhong: Oh here's another one I got from the Internet.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.
Like trying to figure out how he can milk the show for another 23 episodes.
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