Okay... I guess I better close this contest before someone admits to killing a homeless person!

We've had a number of qualified entries, although I have to say that some of you don't seem very evil at all -- more like imps than dungeon keepers. Anyhow, the winner is diegopmc for making his little sister try out his homemade parachute. I think that's just delightful. Congrats!

hahaha another awesome contest spindown. You should win too just for doing it.

True story: Was working as a medieval blacksmith (tourist attraction) and this one deranged and almost certainly drunk homeless bum came to me and demanded a free gift or his penis fluid shall cover each and every corner of my selling space. Now, I had a big ol' mallet next to me...

Congratulations to diegopmc. Keep well your dungeon.

I almost did that once.

But then I helped them reconcile. Which is awkward.

Aww didnt win, darn! Thanks for hosting it!

Forced threesome comes to mind.

Not a nice mental picture just to be clear.

Thank you very much for the game, spindown. I never played this game before, now I'll get the chance to. :)

Congrats Diego, and I hope you enjoy it.

Don't censor! Just put a warning in.

I'm vegetarian anyway, and I'm more sensitive to such things. And yes, after reading this answer, it becomes understandable why you did it, and I see it was a horrible choice for you.

Dang. That one looked like One I would play XD

Good idea. But after five minutes of thinking it through, can you come up with a warning that does not sound like I'm trying to make it exciting and actually egging people to read on instead of skipping the paragraph? I can't think of a warning that'll make me NOT want to read the thing.

I'm going to have to label it as "animal cruelty" even though I was trying to do the exact opposite of it.

I've been away but I just want to declare my status as most evil candidate.

BTW I love how El Caz was attacked for a chicken but no one had anything to say about little beggar children. Priorities...

I didn't do that so you're a much better man! For some reason, taken women are much more attracted to me then the single ones. *shrug*