I just love how this topic got derail.Dam you all. Now i want to see who win this battle.

Ah, tell me when you figure it out. I want to send some gamers to GoG as well. Need more gamers!!

Seconded, a couple downloadable gamers might help me get through the backlog of games I've got. Not to mention easier-to-gather groups for LAN parties... through virtual machines no less.

Me:How goes the battle captain?
Koboldcaptaindeath:The goblins are archers are forcing the enemy to take cover be hide old walls and ruins long since destroyed.
me:and the dragon riders?
death:Ready to attack on your order sir.
me:Are the catapults up?
death:Up and firing sir.
me:how goes the boat landing plan
death:We have taken heavy loses thanks to a ambush. Thanks to aid of the goblin archers are troops have gain a small foot hold on the enemys side of the river.
me:How many of the ambushers where killed?
death: a total of 9 sir. 4 while battling are troops the other 5 were kill as they flee.
me:Start landing attack groups on the other side of the river. We need to keep up are attack while we still have them on the run.
Death:Right away sir
me:One more thing how goes the bridge repairs?
death:Not well sir.are foes are making it hard to repair the bridge.be it by fire,arrow,rock or stone.
me:Could we send a few trolls on the bridge?
death:The bridge has been repair a bit sir. we could get a few trolls a cross if your willing to risk the bridge being destroy under us by are foes and the trolls falling to meet a watery grave.
me:Recall the archers and catapults. order them to start firing on the enemy men guarding the bridge. That should force them to fallback giving us time we need to get a few trolls across.
death:and the dragon riders?
me:Order them to be on stand by. I will have use for them soon.
Death:Your orders will be carry out right away sir.
me:Good Good.
[captain death runs off to give orders to the other minions]
They think they can win this battle. Soon there hope will be crush under my banners.

[some time earlier]
Theres to many of them. Sound the horns we must pull back.
[a sound of a horn can be hear form miles away the other rangers know this call. it is a sign to retreat]
[later]
Bladr:Captain its good to see your alive and well.
Have any other groups gotten here befor us?
Both Thorn's and Alf's group have made it back captain.I fear not with out loses.
How many men have we lost.
Bladr:in total 50 good men sir.
dam these monsters of shadow. More good men have been lose to there dark monsters.
Bladr: i fear that is not the worse news captain.
What could be worse?
Bladr:A large group of orcs is marching this way have been seen by are scouts.
So there making a swift counter attack. how much time do we have left?
Bladr:15 minutes captain.
What about Thorn and Alf are they all right?
Bladr:Alf made it back here with out any wounds. He when to go check on the inner bridges. in hopes of stoping any flanking attack the enemy may have plan
And Thorn?
Bladr:Taken a few wounds sir but he will live.
Where is thorn now?
Bladr:I send him to the inner ruins to make sure these wounds are taken care of by are healers.
Any traps or defends you set up that i should kno...Wait is that a group of... Pike and spears to the front archers be hide.
[The trolls rush towards the group of pikes and spear men]
Ready,aim.
[the trolls move in closer and closers as time pass]
Hold your fire
[the are nearing the spear and pike men\
not yet.
[the trolls on seeing there foes take a minute to rest. Then charge in at full power]
Fire fire now.
[the sky is blacken as arrows rain down on the trolls.]
{2 trolls fall down to the ground dead. the rest charge in sending the group of men holding the front line with spear and pikes flying in to the air]
Draw swords.
[ the trolls in enrage form there wounds fight with greater will then befor]
Aim for there hearts and heads.
[a troll swings at are near captain. thanks to captains swiftness and the trolls rage making it blind to reason the captain dodges the blow]
This monster is for all you have done. Ready your self for today you will die and harm no more good men.
[the troll rush foward to attack the captain for the captain to move out of the way at the last minute knocking the trolls to the ground]
its time to end this monster. This is for everyone you have harmed and this is for everyone you killed.
[the captain takes out his sword and stabs the troll in the hear 6 times and cuts off its head to make sure it says dead.
Dam them trolls!Bladr how many did we lost.
Bladr:15 dead. 20 wound but still able to fight. 30 men heavy wounded.
Send all the wounded that are unable to fight back to the inner ruins to the healer camp.
bladr!
Bladr:Yes captain.
the scouts report the orcs will be hear any minute now. Have any hidden plans i don't know about.
Bladr:We set up a escape plan.that will destroy the two large ruin towers over there. if we can time it right we can block not only the enemy form reaching us for a time but crushing some of there troops under it as well.
It sounds crazy buts its the only plan we got.Bladr take the men you need and have the set ready. the rest of us will lure the orcs in to your trap.
Bladr:take care captain.May the light guide us.
May it guide us all bladr.
[later]
scout:The orcs are a pawn us!
To arms.
[the battle starts as the front lines of men and orc meet face to face]
[the orc front line starts to fall like flys with the rangers taking very few loses]
scout:Were winning were winning!
Don't bring out the cake yet. This seens easy to easy. They must have a plan. This attack is to crazy even for orcs.
[as the battle rages on the rangers tire from there first in counter with orcs take a rest but remain arm for battle]
scout:Sir sir there sending in there vanguard.
Dam so thats there plan tire us out then send in there best troops. So the tire men to the back the rest to the front.
[the orcs eyes turn to red as fire as they charge with all there might and rage at are front lines]
radomranger1:We can't hold there to strong.
Fall back fall back.
[the rangers fall back with the orcs hot on there tail]
Regroup hold the lines. we must make sure they fellow us all the way.
bows ready aim FIre!
[the most wounded of the orcs or these with the weakest armor start to fall to the arrows form the rangers]
There closest in ready your swords.
[the orcs fight with great will and power even in there heavy wounded state]
Hold the lines hold the lines. keep fighting.
[The orcs start to break the will of the men as they start to cut there was pass the are front line]
Do not give in stand and fight. Do not let these orcs burn your homes stand and fight with me!
[are men start to regain a bit of there fighting will. yet still the orcs prove they are the better fighters]
Bladr:Fire the arrows. the trap is ready.
Fall back men fall back the to the towers.
[the orcs take a short rest as they see use flee form them then chase after us with all there will and might]
Bladr:Still alive captain?
Death has not taken me yet Bladr.
Bladr:We are ready to set off the trap. all we wait is your word.
Here they come.
[the front lines of both men and orc glow closer and closer as the orcs rush to us]
Ready your weapons.
[a battle rages once again as men and orc meet on the field of battle]
Hold the lines.We must draw them in a bit move.
[the orcs start to tire and fall to the might of the rangers skill of arms]
Keep fighting men
[The orcs do not flee yet find new will and charge once again in to are lines]
Bladr set off the trap. DO IT DO IT NOW!
[a great sound is made as the ruined towers of old start to fall]
[the orcs look up and start to flee for there lives. some rushing to the battle lines of the rangers others flee in any way they kind in hopes of not meeting a death under a pile of stone]
Charge men let us deal with these few remaining orcs.
[the orcs dishearted and cut off form the main force fall to the rangers sword bread does to butter]
Bladr:haha many a orc was crush there.
There will be lots of time to talk about are great battle once we get to the inner ruins.
Bladr:Soon there will be one last great battle here in these land.
I fear so my old friend. we must make sure are last line of defend is ready as can be.
Bladr:We will do are best captain.May the gods help us all if evil wins this day.
If we are today and fail then we will make sure we take as many of the enemy as we can with us.maybe in are deaths we will give are fair city and kingdom one last chance to fight off this evil.
Bladr:it will be a great day to remember if we live and be heros or death a honor able death.
Let us be off my friend. Let us make sure we are ready for the up coming battle.

tl;dr

at least he knows how to use the space key.

The fuck?

nothing to see here just a topic that has been derail by a epic battle of good vs evil.