Posted August 11, 2013

In every game I've played I've wanted to just murder them all, but that'd break a crap-ton of quests.
Friendly Neighbors - "HI, WE WISH TO BE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS" "HERE IS SOME FOOD, WEAPONS AND AMMO FOR YOU" = BOOM.
Lost Traveler - "HI" "CAN YOU TELL ME HOW I CAN GET TO PRIMM FROM HERE" = BOOM
Angry Raider - "FUCK YOU" = BOOM
Friendly Aliens - "WE COME FROM ANOTHER PLANET, WE WISH TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF IMMORTALITY TO SHOW WE ARE FRIENDS" = BOOM
Pizza Delivery Guy From New Vegas - "SOMEONE HERE ORDERED A LARGE PEPPERONI?" = BOOM
Person From Craigslist - "WE ARE HERE FOR THE FREE COUCH YOU ADVERTISED ON CRAIGSLIST" = BOOM
Lost Kitten -= "MEOW" = BOOM
Post edited August 11, 2013 by langurmonkey