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Posted May 31, 2011
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Tulivu: As long as I don't end up in tights as someone's sidekick. My mode of transportation is Dolphicorns. They aren't Narwhals, they're Dolphicorns. And they fly. They are Pegadolphicorns.
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Miaghstir: Damn you, now I'm trying to figure out how to solve this equation.
Sex math is not the same as nerd math. 1+1= X where X=H(ow much God hates you).
The equation you are looking for is:
A(Dolphin) + B[B1(Unicorn) - B2(Horse)] to the power of F[B3(Pegasus) - B2] =
Pegadolphicorn
Posted May 31, 2011
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Tulivu: Sex math is not the same as nerd math. 1+1= X where X=H(ow much God hates you).
The equation you are looking for is:
A(Dolphin) + B[B1(Unicorn) - B2(Horse)] to the power of F[B3(Pegasus) - B2] =
Pegadolphicorn
Nonono. What do you get when you mix a Dolphin with a corn ear (a miniature dolphin or a giant corn ear, either should work). That's what I'm trying to figure out. Or more precisely, how the hell does it look?
Post edited May 31, 2011 by Miaghstir
Posted May 31, 2011
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Tulivu: Sex math is not the same as nerd math. 1+1= X where X=H(ow much God hates you).
The equation you are looking for is:
A(Dolphin) + B[B1(Unicorn) - B2(Horse)] to the power of F[B3(Pegasus) - B2] =
Pegadolphicorn
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Miaghstir: Nonono. What do you get when you mix a Dolphin with a corn ear (a miniature dolphin or a giant corn ear, either should work). That's what I'm trying to figure out. Or more precisely, how the hell does it look?
A small whale with bad acne?
It would be some kind of Vegammal so could you milk it for ethanol?
Posted May 31, 2011
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Posted May 31, 2011
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Tulivu: It would be some kind of Vegammal so could you milk it for ethanol?
At least it's an interesting fuel source, except I'd get a crapload of environmentalist dumbfucks after me for using it - not only groups trying to defend animal rights, but also people trying to save plants.

EDIT: El_Caz, so.. would Dr.M consider using this inventive plant-animal-hybrid fuel source to power his machines?
Post edited May 31, 2011 by Miaghstir
Posted May 31, 2011
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El_Caz: Page 2 is done!
Duh, duh, DUN!
Meanwhile, back at the forum Tulivu and Miaghstir solve the world's renewable energy problem.
Posted May 31, 2011
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Miaghstir: EDIT: El_Caz, so.. would Dr.M consider using this inventive plant-animal-hybrid fuel source to power his machines?
So that's why DR. M stole the Huge Growth formula from GOG! It has nothing to do with Viagra, he just needs GIANT Pegadolphicorns to power his machines!

Oh, the dastardly villain...
Posted May 31, 2011
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El_Caz: So that's why DR. M stole the Huge Growth formula from GOG! It has nothing to do with Viagra, he just needs GIANT Pegadolphicorns to power his machines!

Oh, the dastardly villain...
Of course the machines are giant pumps for, uh... you know... his giant ... eh... bouncy castle, yeah, that's it.
Post edited May 31, 2011 by Miaghstir
Posted May 31, 2011
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Miaghstir: EDIT: El_Caz, so.. would Dr.M consider using this inventive plant-animal-hybrid fuel source to power his machines?
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El_Caz: So that's why DR. M stole the Huge Growth formula from GOG! It has nothing to do with Viagra, he just needs GIANT Pegadolphicorns to power his machines!

Oh, the dastardly villain...
Nobody ever takes into account sex math...
Posted May 31, 2011
So the EA HQ is the main point of interest... but shouldn't we send Bravo Team to LucasArts just in case?

Or is the evidence *that* good? ;)
Posted May 31, 2011
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El_Caz: My fellow goggers! The French Monk is dead! GOG is in disarray! It's time for the community to rise and help GOG catch the fiendish Dr. M! Dust off your artistic skills! Get out of your lairs and secret superhero bases and join me on this quest!

Unless you'd rather sit there and stare at the countdown clock... :-)
great
Posted May 31, 2011
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Thiev: So the EA HQ is the main point of interest... but shouldn't we send Bravo Team to LucasArts just in case?

Or is the evidence *that* good? ;)
How about a retaliatory Spetsnaz team to Square Enix? Will I strike from the sky or the sea? My mighty Pegadolphicorn will avenge its exploited brethren.
Post edited May 31, 2011 by Tulivu
Posted May 31, 2011
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El_Caz: Page 2 is done!
You sir, are awesome
Posted May 31, 2011
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Tulivu: How about a retaliatory Spetsnaz team to Square Enix? Will I strike from the sky or the sea? My mighty Pedadolphicorn will avenge its exploited brethren.
I thought it was a PeGadolphicorn? Now you're giving it pedals?
Posted May 31, 2011
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El_Caz: I thought it was a PeGadolphicorn? Now you're giving it pedals?
Even fuel sources need to be powered somehow, I'd guess this one uses pedaling gnomes. Or fairies, or goblins, whoever currently requires the least pay.
Post edited May 31, 2011 by Miaghstir
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