Hahaha Thanks!

"Awakened by an oncoming storm, you open your eyes to discover yourself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not yours. You... "

Venture on an epic quest to find a toilet. And something for damned hangover!

You realize you're naked, bound by your ankles to the bed and you've got a hangover the size of Hong Kong. You vow never again to drink the tequila worm after a dozen shots of Green Fairy.

"Turns the other way and goes back to sleep..."

;p

...realize you've never entered in one of these contests.

Raid the fridge.

... go out of the house quietly then go home to my own house and sleep the storm off.

Awakened by an oncoming storm, you open your eyes to discover yourself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not yours. You...

start screaming uncontrablly and swalling your tears. You suddenly snap out of it, and you open the door out of the room.

Think that I'm Jack's sense of alienation and isolation

suddenly remember what a wild, raunchy time you had last night. You realize that the house you're in belongs to Hitomi Tanaka, the famous Japanese porn actress. You crack a sly smile since she pretty much dragged you here to have her way with you. Your thoughts turn to the stinging headache you have and your memory recalls those humongous breasts rhythmically beating down on you while she rode you like there was no tomorrow.

You see the light begin to fade.
You know it's much too late, you won't escape from the nightmare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xpQUFgk_k

(Duplicate post, but I feel the song is along the same vein as the game.)

I got a hard-on reading this...

Thanks for the cool giveaway! Already read some funny answers! Here's my take. I Tried to emulate a bit a famous collection of books, if I managed to do it right, it should be recognisable.


Awakened by an oncoming storm, you open your eyes to discover yourself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not yours. You get up from the floor and try to explore your surroundings, with the room being lit only by the lightnings, since you can't find any other means of light available for the moment. The room you are in seems to belong to a very old house, with wood planks as the floor. As you walk carefully, you seem to step on a loose plank... Test your luck! If you are lucky, turn to 89. If your luck fails, turn to 199.

"Awakened by an oncoming storm, you open your eyes to discover yourself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not yours. You... "

check how drunk I got at the club by looking at my side to verify that the gorgeous girl I picked up is really that gorgeous and is really a girl.

"Awakened by an oncoming storm, you open your eyes to discover yourself in a strange, dark room—tucked away in a house that’s not yours. You... "

Wait for the narrator to drop his guard. Once he does, I jump him and latch on to his throat with my teeth, gnashing and tearing until he finally passes away. After I finish making him pay for using a second person perspective, I loot his corpse and then carry it with me to use as a meat shield.