http://www.kotaku.com.au/2010/03/there-are-many-ways-to-be-fired-for-insubordination/
Rather amusing, especially the <1% one

<1% nice one.

Well, they did have something to do with it. :P
Great stuff though.

I do like the 13% one.

I would personally prefer to be in the 5% group. Just the chance to deliver that comment at an Activision board meeting is worth getting fired for.

Best thing on kotaku since...
Best thing on kotaku.

They didnt make it though. :)

That pie chart is win.

Its presence has nonetheless improved the quality of the site though.
On that note: here's another shitty blog site dissing Activision.

"Fact is, nobody liked Jason and Vince and everybody was happy when they were gone. If Activision wants its stock to go up, it should fire more people. The most beloved and high profile the better. Activision needs to buy out more studios and then fire their bosses. Our analysts say that if Activision could somehow acquire Kojima Productions, terminate Hideo Kojima, and then rename the studio Kotick & The Gang, it would officially become more popular than televised panel shows starring celebrity judges and a contrived Mr. Nasty."
That's good stuff.

That chart was quite funny!