You're surprisingly accurate. Rohan15, please refrain from obscenities in the title of a thread.

I'm slick like Earthworm Jim and I'm cooler than the Pip-Boy
My mad rhymes could drop Duke Nukem 'cause I'm shooting from the hip, boy
They say there's no school like the old school though you' won't hear 'em talk
'Cause in the oldschool classic games speech was text in a box
I'm in tight with homes at Frobozz and I've friends at PTMC
Gorion was my father (not!) and Planescape's like home to me
You can rock your Commodore or be hipster with a Spectrum
But the Good Old Games for PC? They're the best, you must respect 'em.

Hah. A while back some of the folks at GOG.com were making fun of how damn old and un-hip I am. So dashed off the "GOG OG Gangsta Rap" to establish my "street cred." That was the chorus to it. :P