Such a thing is a myth.

Your parents, Hrvatin and Maja Marković, were hippies and named you after the three things they both saw during their first shared trip:
Sunflower Chiuaua Potiron Marković
(they were in South-America with some french dudes at the time - oh, the stories I could tell..)
but most people just call you Pot for short.

..and we all know what's going to happen to those pedestrians, grandmothers with walkers and all, in about 12 hours..

Edit:
Oh, and I already have Second Sight (loving it) so I'm not entering - just showing off my leet stalking skillz =P

Secure Camp Placement Manager?

StarCraft Prime Minister...

If applicable, of course (am not familiar with the game).

Thanks for the giveaway!

For me, it stands for Sony Consumer Produtcs Manager (maybe it's your job description :P)!

Super Cool Polo Mallet

Named after rare weapon found in many of the action RPG's!!

Southern Coins & Precious Metals.

South Croatian Prime Minister

Sexy Chicken Pieces Masticator

Stop Collecting Private Messages

Sexually confused pocket monster.

Sacred Crusaders of Planet Minsc

Scorpio Cicero Phallus Maximus

Some Can Beat me

Sore Couch Potato Meat