How sad, and I've no doubt the French members of the GOG family are going to be quite pissed at no one knowing.

The Statue of Liberty

There are two men in a room

Both men are facing in opposite directions

They can both see eachother

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Why is there a potato hanging from the ceiling?

Because : po'ta -to the [string] ga'lmih-rror ! Haha. Love it.


Okay, I realise it doesn't sound that funny in English, but in Old Eldritch it is a riot. Cthulhu is still giggling in his sleep.

Because the men are 2 insane twins who are adoring the Potato God in a mental institute.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religions_of_the_Discworld#Potato_Church

Don't mock the potato church.

Oh sorry amok, I didn't want to make fun of your potato religion :P

Ah man, I was sure I had to answer to the one about the light.

I was pretty sure that if the light goes off in his house, the man's wife turns into a humongous boob monster (constant light is the only way to keep it from happening). She then rampages throughout the world shooting thick strings of chocolate from her many boobs and then eats the world. The man didn't want to watch the chocolatey end to the world from a ravenous boob monster, so he committed suicide.

Oh well.

I thought the potato riddle was easy, because it depends on the word play for nasty little crevices in the potato's surface called the "eyes," so they were looking at each other through the eyes (though of course I thought it might have something to do with ferrets, Cheez-its and the Festering Potato Dimension of Zoolack the Great), but I guess it's some European old English word trick.