I don't know if I've typed it before or just thought it... but you sir are awesome. Everything from that quote to avatar pic to username - sorry to gush but I had to!

That depends I'm sure. :P

Some people don't. The rest don't care either way. ^^

Put a cover on your water when you boil it. Or you know, clean your mic on a regular basis ^^

Alternatively, you can boil your water like your ancestors did- in the open carcass of their enemies, over a nice, hot flame.

Fascinating. Here's Witcher 2 for free:

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I buy my bacon in 4 pound packages. I get 2 strips every morning plus a table spoon of coconut oil. It's about $1 a day for breakfast and I usually don't need to eat much lunch.

Mmmm, bacon! Bacon, mmmm!

BRB, gotta get my dinner out of the microwave. Hopefully the chicken sloshed itself all over the top again to give my tea that slimy microwave-goo epic flavour!

NR but +1 haha

Next time put your used cds/dvds till they give off the rainbow coloured sparks, that´ll sure give your tea an exotic taste, an exquisite bouquet.

I've actually done that before and the smell is absolutely terrible. Within less than 5 seconds the disks crack and stink up the whole room. Not recommended. :)

I hope you didn´t use the same microwave you use for what you put into your body O_O!
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Nice! If they brought that to market for a reasonable price, audio CDs would make a huge comeback I'm sure. :)