I think they'd just make it a gag gift, king of like the Control-a-Cat Remote. Its a real product that they do in fact sell, it just doesn't actually do anything.

Canned Unicorn Meat is where it's at. There are just SO many possibilities! I could give a few during the next canned food drive. I could give them out as Christmas/Hanukkah gifts to every little girl I know between the ages of 2 and 7. I could leave one sitting in the back seat of my car in plain view.
Of all of them, I think the giving to little girls is the best option. It is always nice to find new ways to scar children for life... Bwhahahahaha :P.

"Walt, geodesic dome, and polar bear not included"
I really, really want that alarm clock.

Reminds me of the DVD Rewinder.

Black glass would be good, you could sprinkle glitter through it whilst it cools so it looks like it's full of stars

Yeah, but then again, glitter would look kinda.. You know.. might be taken for that pink dress on a metalhead.;)
Glass is a cool idea. Too bad i don't have any black glass on me, and i'd probably do more damage than good while melting it, since i don't know much about working with glass.;P
I think it'll be easier to get some of that obsidian and ask a friend to cut it, though more expensive..
I'll ask a friend if he'll borrow me a blowtorch..:>

Obsidian is actually naturally occuring black volcanic glass.

Well, then, i'm a moron. Kudos, Kojak! [that avatar looks bald];)
Though i was thinking about melting down some tined[?] black glass tray of something.:)

Tinted?
Well, ordinary glass has a melting point of about 1500 °C (2700 °F), which is not something your normal kitchen oven can accomplish. You need a special glass oven to get those extreme temperatures.

I suppose that's how they make that black glass thing.
I think i have something for that.;D

I'll monitor the news for reports of a major fire in Poland ;-)

No churches will be harmed, i used to have a friend who had ceramic oven, though i haven't heard from him in years.;P

You call yourself a C64 Necrogamer, and yet you do not recognize the Wizball? :-O

I'm from Poland, we didn't have boxart, [or boxes for that matter] until mid 90's, so i only know Wizball by the ingame appearance, and well, the boxart/avatar appearance looks more like one of those Furries without legs than the ingame sprite.:> So, we here experienced games in a different way. ;)
And for the sake of being nekro, the resolution on that avatar, and the ammount of colors is too high. ;P
Oh, yeah, i also, have a bad memory for numbers and faces.;)