http://www.screened.com/news/us-government-officially-out-of-ideas-consults-james-cameron-on-gulf-oil-spill/122/
Also, Kevin Costner and Stephen Baldwin.

I swear...If HE fixes that problem, then humanity is doomed....

I heard that Miley Cyrus is offering her skills as well.

....There is oil coming out of her hole?

This time, they'd better triple-check Coffey after sending him down.

Is US doomed ?

It's okay... a nuke might actually help this time.
...but only from orbit.
Bleh this is too easy.

Duct tape : problem solved.

What skill? Distracting pre-pubescent schoolboys?

Edit that to young girls, deaf kids, and Disney enthusiast and you will be correct.

xkcd gave the best reply possible to this whole James Cameron thing.

Oil?
Cameron should ask Bush, which is now on twitter and facebook. hahaha what a partnership.
A solution: An online petition and a movie à la "An Inconvenient Truth".

I doubt that anyone who likes what Disney was likes what Disney is.

What they should do is send Cheney, Rice and Bush down to the source of the leak in a minisub.
And detonate it.
It might not solve the crisis. But it should improve Obama's approval ratings.

In other news, the UN is consulting Justin Bieber on the North Korean situation.
Hell even ol' Walt is turning in his grave right now.

America WTF....