Aliasalpha: It could make a good morality tale. A what-if scenario based on the theory that the LHC would destroy the world (or at least make it all Falllouty, easier to stage than a planet being shattered by a singularity) and whether it's morally right to put society at risk, no matter how small, for the sake of scientific advancement.
It can star the physicist who's fatal miscalculation destroyed society and the environmental scientist who's predictions of disaster were tragically prophetic. The film can cover their arguments, their recriminations, the debates over "crossing that line that man was not meant to cross" and of course their throbbing erections.
Why the hell am I trying to get into IT when I clearly have a talent for making up bullshit porno stories?
Because nobody watches porn for the stories. You know that.