i stoped talling up points after i heard chuck norris.

Chuck norris is so scary, that he wins every contest. ever. or else people get roundhouse kicks to the face.

Alcohol enemas are extremely dangerous, there's no way to vomit or get out the alcohol, it gets absorbed by the lining extremely fast and can easily kill you. Combined with bad judgement that comes from drinking (which is normally okay), yeah, just an all around bad idea imo.

In keeping with the spirit of the original post, I'll say Geralt, hands down.

The hero from Baldur's Gate after completing the entire saga...and noclip turned on.

Ah, that's easy. Everyone would be wondering where Agent 47 is but in reality he stole Sam Fisher's clothes before it even began because he was already dead and pretented to be Sam waiting for 47..

:)

Bruce Lee.

Bruce Schneier

nice! your the only guy who did that!

seeing as how your the only one who answered the thread properly, i hereby crown you as KING OF THE THREAD!

and to everyone else: THE FUNNY GUYS you are the KINGS subjects.


just kidding. i assume anyone who is known as a funny guy would bow to no man. except chuck norris.

*waves hand in a stiff Queen Elizabeth fashion* :-)

The one from Skyrim would beat them all, clearly. He would drop a million of daggers on one's head, and then start beating the poor fellow with laser-sharpened sword, enhanced to explode anyone it touches. Skyrim dude's inbalanced.

How about Sam Fisher Vs Garrett, the winner has to try and steal Chuck Norris's packet of jelly babies