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http://www.news.com.au/national/ninjas-rescue-student-from-thugs/story-e6frfkvr-1225868928257
A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault - not by the boys in blue but the men in black.
Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.
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Post edited May 21, 2010 by lowyhong
Arg! Typical ninjas failin to see an opportunity that be right in front of them! Why be scarin off muggers when ye can rob them as well!
Crime doesn't pay.
I would have loved to see the looks on their face.
Quite appropriate with today's tee (Zombie Ninja Pirate) at Teefury.
Post edited May 21, 2010 by HertogJan
How awesome. Now someone needs to mod the POLICE QUEST games to NINJA QUEST games.
Pirates would have sailed over, boarded the thugs before they got a chance to get away, took their money and then spent it on whores and booze.
Thats why Pirates>Ninjas.
Space marines are better still. A Space Marine would have blown the thieves away, not just frightened them off. And then turned in their remains for bounty money.
Awesome story, I would have loved it if one of the students had recorded the reaction of the muggers.
Sadly, this is why pirates will always be better.
So beat this.
http://www.gomongee.com/files/pictures/inspiration/Cyborg%20Pirate%20Ninja%20Jesus.jpg
Post edited May 21, 2010 by KingofGnG
Pfsch, if they were TRUE ninjas the thugs wouldn't even see them and just end up dead.
So not only were they seen, but they got a full news story about them? Obviously they still have a long way to go in their ninja training. Ninjas do stuff like this all the time, we just never see or hear about it because they're fucking ninjas.
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AndrewC: Pfsch, if they were TRUE ninjas the thugs wouldn't even see them and just end up dead.

www.theonion.com/video/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-aga,14181/
Post edited May 21, 2010 by ilves
I still prefer the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. (If you have never heard of Kingdom of Loathing, then that link won't mean much to you).
Cowboys are better than all.
Speaking of cowboys, I hope Outlaws is released on GOG. That game rocked.
Another Cowboy fan!
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Wishbone: I still prefer the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. (If you have never heard of Kingdom of Loathing, then that link won't mean much to you).

Meh, I still prefer MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech :)