Only if the gal was a master gamer!
Maybe I would learn a thing or two. :D
Plus I need training, and mentoring on competative gaming, (as my skills have dulled lately!).
But she would have to be really cheap though.
(I can no has moneys! :( )
EDIT: And when I say really cheap, I really, really, really, really, REALLY mean cheap! XD

Alright that's it. Enough is enough. I've got to find a way to exploit morons before they have no money left. Quick, people! Give me ideas.

Reminds me of that one kid who stole his dad's credit card in Vegas and hired hookers to play video games with him and his friend.

Bulletproof shower curtains.

I'll take 10!

Shower curtains is good. But making them bulletproof is expensive. Them turning out not to be is equally expensive (in legal fees).
Maybe making burberry shower curtains would be the ticket?

I need to talk to you privately about this. This is awesome.

How about a tithe based cult with nebulous and contradictory promises of posthumous rewards and which discourages critical thinking? I hear there's good money in it

only if I got to fuck them.

The money is good. The money is very good. But I'm not so stuck on the idea of falling prey to my own brainwashed cult in the way that Hubbard and family did. That's kind of a downside.

Then go the detatched evil route that the catholic church uses, you only have to make an appearance once a month to remind people that you're alive or to deliver insultingly shallow apologies and no investigation for the criminal activities of your underlings

No shit, that happened? Hahahaha! Oh man.. that is priceless. Not amusing to the dad, of course, but that is awesome.
EDIT:
Been thinking about this, and next time I am in Vegas I might just do this. Just for shiggles, and a good story to tell my friends. I wouldn't touch a Vegas whore with someone else's dick, but this type of thing is right up my alley...

[url=]http://gamepolitics.com/2010/03/23/pay-play-female-gaming-service-set-launch[/url]
Apparently they're putting it on the PC too and making video chat possible.
Makes me want to throw up.

You should be video chatting with one of them when you do it!

Haha tempting. If only I didn't have to pay to make it happen... :)