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Posted May 23, 2011
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Ren02: I might remember it slightly wrong but this scene from Ch 2 really cracked me up:

Troll: I'm cooking elf-soup. With onions. Wanna try?
Geralt: I really don't like onions.
Troll: What are you saying?! Elves taste much better with onions.
LOL
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Corylea: I like Zoltan's line, "Geralt, you old goat! Sit down! Drinking alone's as bad as shitting in company."

There are some lines that are UNintentionally funny, though. Geralt has a number of things he says to monsters from time to time, and I guess they must be chosen randomly, because when he was fighting the dragon at the end of Chapter 3, he said, "I wonder how many more of these will turn up?" Uh, Geralt, it's a freaking DRAGON. If there were any more in the area, you'd know. :-)

Another UNintentionally amusing experience: When I played the Roche path in Chapter 2, I stumbled upon the guy who had Selkirk's armor at the very beginning of the chapter, he turned hostile and fought me, and after I killed him, I took and wore his armor because it was better than mine. Then, hours and hours later, I had a conversation with Zyvik where I could ask about symbols of courage, faith, hatred, and death, and he told me about Selkirk's armor. Geralt says -- no choice to say anything else -- "Where's Selkirk's armor now?" And I'm shouting at the screen, "It's on your BACK, @sshole!" I think they needed a dialogue flag there. :-)
Obviously You weren't suppose to steal it!! :p
Post edited May 23, 2011 by Gidzin
Posted May 23, 2011
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revial: Breaking the fourth wall (in a sense) when they start talking about rings and guiding and questing off to a volcano etc. Cracked me up.
Hit or miss I suppose. When "Rings of Power" was mentioned I uttered out loud "Don't go there. Don't you fucking dare. No.. ooh... oh, really? Stop while you're ahead. ANOTHER line?!"

One line, a little wink, I would've liked that. This was a nudge in the solar plexus with a battering ram. I still chuckled, but only because I was afraid the game would notice if I didn't and it'd turn really awkward and they'd try to dissect the joke even further - "GET IT? GET IT?"..
Post edited May 23, 2011 by billyblaze
Posted May 23, 2011
A loitering elf in Lobinden made a comment about how the 8000 orens from Foltest got lost along the way - didn't memorize the exact words, because I had to laugh so hard. This reflected a topic on the witcher forums, where people speculated about what they get to import into TW2 and what happened with all the gold in the last month, because they knew they would NOT get to start with their full pouch.
Posted May 24, 2011
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dpgagnon: My favourite part has been when you ask Triss about your tattoo and she giggles at you. So cute!
Ah, I love that! Did you keep that tattoo?
Posted May 24, 2011
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Fayth: I enjoyed the Lord of the Rings references in Chapter 2. I agree with the above poster as well. <3 Triss.

One thing that really caught me off guard was when Triss talked about shorty's manhood. I was like "Whoa! You're cheating on me!" Then I remembered that Geralt sleeps with a bunch of chicks so its fair.
Yeah, I don't think she was implying that she had slept with Shorty. But as for my favourite moment...
...The LOTR reference got a slight laugh, but the 'lesbomany' had me bursting out laughing. That was just too good.
Posted May 24, 2011
I was actually referring more to the notes in the mine in Vergen. The joke about rings of power was kind of lame.
Posted May 24, 2011
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Fayth: I was actually referring more to the notes in the mine in Vergen. The joke about rings of power was kind of lame.
As the only fantasy geek in the entire world who doesn't like Tolkien, I found it incredibly amusing. ;p
Posted May 24, 2011
SPOILERS; of course








I love the fact that even if you go to save Triss (in Iorveth's path), you can still get Philippa's dagger. Just save the elf and collect the "trinket" from one of the guards :D

Wonder if that comes to play in later installations, since you can leave the mighty flying beast alive...
Post edited May 24, 2011 by KneeTheCap
Posted May 24, 2011
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Fayth: I was actually referring more to the notes in the mine in Vergen. The joke about rings of power was kind of lame.
Mine reference was a good one.
Posted May 26, 2011
Oh wow, a Wolfenstein reference. Very nice.

There might be a warrior princess Xena reference too.

Love them dwarves haha.
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