^ He never puts other people's fingers into electrical sockets or the mouths of wild animals

^ When someone demands, "Pull my finger!" he never complies.

^ Always happy to tell people the secret word, so they can get some free money from Groucho

^ ranks games nicely.

^ he always has time to take part in charity events for the sable

^didn't torture any ants lately.

^ Hasn't introduced ants to any homes lately, too busy sharing termites.

^ Is, for the most part, a very polite and well spoken(written?) conversationalist
(also as per the OP post addendum, tossing out a couple pics for all to enjoy :))

^ He never says "You-Know-Who" name out loud.

^ He is never afraid to use the name of GOD in a sentence.

He was unaware that pic "skzlz.jpg" was enlarged and contained lossy data and compression artifacts.

^ Doesn't afraid of Voldemort, who is such a wuss he can't handle his name spoken aloud.

^ Sometimes lets people win in Lego Harry Potter and all the other Lego games to be a good sport

Don't mind the floating stuff on the left side of the image....the AI tied on one too many at the bar that night :D
(as for Hermoine's teeth, they're supposed to be like that.....she is British, after all ;))

^ Although he apparently does not know that to which I was referring, he's an affable bloke and one well worth sharing a barrel of mead.

^ Was actually turned on by Hermoine's British teeth.

^ He is such a great lover of garlic that no kiss, even Hermoine's, is scary to him!