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Posted January 21, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: Are you an orphanage? I want to abandon my children in you.
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zeogold: Technically all that the male provides is the fertilization, while the female has the actual eggs. That doesn't really work unless you're admitting you want to get the girl pregnant and run.
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Posted January 21, 2016
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NuffCatnip: Youre telling me mint jello is awesome but at the same time youre saying fuck lemon and lime jello...
Wait what ?

But then again I hate stuff like marmelade, honey and even butter...
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snowkatt: no i wouldnt have sex with lemon or lime
i just dont care for the flavor of lemon or lime

and yes i am aware that this reply is oh so wrong but look at the title of this thread ( for as long as it will last )
But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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zeogold: Tempting, but I desire somebody of wit equal or better than mine. Obviously, that'll never happen (or, at least, with my ego, it'll never seem like it).
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snowkatt: fine ill just burninate them
How does one do that?
Posted January 21, 2016
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NuffCatnip: Youre telling me mint jello is awesome but at the same time youre saying fuck lemon and lime jello...
Wait what ?

But then again I hate stuff like marmelade, honey and even butter...
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snowkatt: no i wouldnt have sex with lemon or lime
i just dont care for the flavor of lemon or lime

and yes i am aware that this reply is oh so wrong but look at the title of this thread ( for as long as it will last )
Those poor lemons, youve hurt their feelings. :(

And Im not being serious. :)
Post edited January 21, 2016 by NuffCatnip
Posted January 21, 2016
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zeogold: Technically all that the male provides is the fertilization, while the female has the actual eggs. That doesn't really work unless you're admitting you want to get the girl pregnant and run.
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pimpmonkey2382.313:
No, I get it. I'm just being a jerk about it.
Posted January 21, 2016
And just because someone has to do it.
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Posted January 21, 2016
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snowkatt: no i wouldnt have sex with lemon or lime
i just dont care for the flavor of lemon or lime

and yes i am aware that this reply is oh so wrong but look at the title of this thread ( for as long as it will last )
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zeogold: But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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snowkatt: fine ill just burninate them
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zeogold: How does one do that?
nothing i dont like klondike bars

you take a flamethrower ignite it open the valve and burninate the fuck out of everything in sight !!
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NuffCatnip: Those poor lemons, youve hurt their feelings. :(

And Im not being serious. :)
good i was hoping too
Post edited January 21, 2016 by snowkatt
Posted January 21, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: And just because someone has to do it.
Considering the lack of success in your attempts so far, more like:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2887898007/6bb798b9f6e9db5a27f9252bc9553563_400x400.jpeg
Posted January 21, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: And just because someone has to do it.
so who wil make the cock joke ?
watch out for his little pecker though

its sharp
Posted January 21, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: And just because someone has to do it.
Isn`t that a cock?
Posted January 21, 2016
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zeogold: But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

How does one do that?
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snowkatt: nothing i dont like klondike bars

you take a flamethrower ignite it open the valve and burninate the fuck out of everything in sight !!
Jell-O doesn't burn. It just melts and sits there, all slooshy. Possibly gets kinda sticky if you let it sit long enough.
Posted January 21, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: And just because someone has to do it.
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snowkatt: so who wil make the cock joke ?
watch out for his little pecker though

its sharp
Got a huge head too. lol
Posted January 21, 2016
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snowkatt: so who wil make the cock joke ?
watch out for his little pecker though

its sharp
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pimpmonkey2382.313: Got a huge head too. lol
Makes sense, considering you seem to do all your thinking with it.
Posted January 21, 2016
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snowkatt: nothing i dont like klondike bars

you take a flamethrower ignite it open the valve and burninate the fuck out of everything in sight !!
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zeogold: Jell-O doesn't burn. It just melts and sits there, all slooshy. Possibly gets kinda sticky if you let it sit long enough.
excellent !
it wil burn like napalm !!
Posted January 21, 2016
And then there was that time Joker didn't want to ride his harley.
Posted January 21, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: Got a huge head too. lol
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zeogold: Makes sense, considering you seem to do all your thinking with it.
You're a slow one. :P
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