But it's such a waste of perfectly good Jell-O...

By the way, I'd just like to point out the irony that this post has been the most active one yet that I've seen from you.
I mean, mostly because it's just a few of us quipping back and forth, but still. Everything else you made half-serious gets minimal activity, and this one with the nonsense title gets some 100 replies in an hour. I feel it kinda represents the community well.
Better than being fast like you. Explains why the ladies don't really care for you, eh?

Are you a washing machine? I have a dirty load to drop into you.

That was actually in the cartoon, too.

http://www.superdickery.com/assume-the-position/

This thread is like a window into a high school full of sugar addicted ADHD schoolers.

I was wondering when you'd show up.
It just wasn't complete without you.

Come to think of it, currently, I technically AM a high schooler.

i command you to http://www.superdickery.com/captain-america-i-command-you-to-wank/

Or my local bar.

I do wish Harley had that voice in the Suicide Squad movie. The classic look wouldn't do for live action, but without the voice it's just not Harley.

it does but i am used to that from this place
though my half serious threads do get some acti..err activity its just that joke threads are more fun

totally solid

I hope they at least kept the accent.

It's close to a high school?